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как бы вы перевели эти "шутку":
Two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the second guy would have seen the bar. (One of my favs)
Two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the second guy would have seen the bar. (One of my favs)
Юлия
Доктор НГС
Ерунда какая-то. 
Видимо, второй парень был в отключке и не видел, куда идет. Это действительно одна из Ваших любимых шуток?
Видимо, второй парень был в отключке и не видел, куда идет. Это действительно одна из Ваших любимых шуток?The joke at the top is a bit weird, no offense to the author though.
Her's a couple more:
In the USA there is a gameshow where you have to make up short poems containing a special word with in one minute. In the final show there are only two people left: A rabby from New York and a farmer from NZ. They get the word "Timbouktou". The rabby is first. He starts:
"I was a rabby all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu....."
The audience is fascinated. Nobody believes that the farmer could top this. Now he starts:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and we were two.
so I booked one and Tim booked two....."
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Her's a couple more:
In the USA there is a gameshow where you have to make up short poems containing a special word with in one minute. In the final show there are only two people left: A rabby from New York and a farmer from NZ. They get the word "Timbouktou". The rabby is first. He starts:
"I was a rabby all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu....."
The audience is fascinated. Nobody believes that the farmer could top this. Now he starts:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and we were two.
so I booked one and Tim booked two....."
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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